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scien brofiise。 ([personal profile] egodist) wrote2024-03-25 11:45 am
artificialsweetener: (paperback dreams)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[replies on treadmill

HELLO LUKE Dahut will wave cheerily in greeting whenever they both reappear, looking very much in his element here. Imagine Scien noted self-surgeon just dragging you off to the operating theater like QUIT YOUR JOB JOIN MY BAND wow. At least there isn't any blood or corpse flowers hanging around this time.]


Hello, hello! Thank you for volunteering to help, monsieur!

[HE WAS VOLUNTOLD.]
rav3n: (luke51)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[(Yaywon voice) This is how Scien memshares a bang



Anyway of course he comes at that because the last time y'all did this shit Scien fucking DIED ABOUT IT, but he's truly just here like ben_smoking.jpg. Relivers. But this sounds...? Less insane than some of the other experiments they've been running? So he keeps his commentary to himself for now.]


Tell me how it works, so I know what to watch for. [Just in case Dahut keels over too for some reason and he's the only one around to fix things.]
artificialsweetener: (and i don't wanna die)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[BUSTLES AROUND don't get underfoot Luke or a 5ft nothin lil green bean will bowl you over. i also don't want to explain this weirdass science in detail so just assume he's doing science-looking stuff with their scuffed scrapyard Reliver machine. have i mentioned i hate relivers and every virche science. my god.]

O-kay! Parameters set and checked; all systems sound, all vitals stable. Counting down from three... two... one!

[Does the Reliver thing.]
rav3n: (luke89)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[LMFKSJGDKJH Y'ALL ARE SO VALID Luke just listens to these amazing descriptions. Genius to genius to genius communication. I fucking hate it here why did we do this.

But with that explained, he will stay close enough to intervene but mostly out of the way. 3 2 1 ACTION]
artificialsweetener: (あれ)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[🧍]

...Um!

[Waves his hand through where Scien once was. THEY JUST FUCKING DEPARTICLED HIS HAMSTER.]
rav3n: (luke1)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ]

"Um" is not a reassuring sound.
artificialsweetener: (in your head in your mouth)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well! I have no idea what's happening, so I can't be very reassuring...

[If the machine is running I GUESS HE'S GOING TO CHECK TO SEE WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON WITH THE SCREENS AND INFORMATION INPUT THOUGH.]
rav3n: (luke55)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I should've tried to remake my thermal binoculars...

[GOD

WHAT CAN HE EVEN DO HERE. I guess he'll come over to look at the screens with Dahut?? Though he scans the rest of the room to see if anything else is out of place too.]
artificialsweetener: (tickle that cheek)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHY THE FCK IS IT INCREASING.]

Huh—?!

[BRO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU STOP EXPERIENCING NEW MEMORIES TO UPLOAD. He's just rapidly browsing the backend data of these files to see if there's any information to be had here.]
rav3n: (luke6)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[BRO]

Shouldn't you turn it off?! [WHAT IF HE'S GETTING SUCKED INTO THE MACHINE DAHUT SAVE YOUR DAMN HAMSTER]
artificialsweetener: (pump your veins)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[STOP I CAN'T BROWSE THE FRONTEND DATA THAT'S PROBABLY SUPER ILLEGAL OR THE WHOLE PLOT OF VIRCHE WOULD FALL APART he might break the law if he can't find anything else though.

He has no idea what to make of any of this. SCIEN!!!! (room of angel voice) ARE YOU HIDING AWAY LOST UNDER THE SEWERS]


I'm not going to shut it down in the middle of a data transfer!

[WHAT IF IT'S LIKE PULLING THE PLUG MID WINDOWS UPDATE... BUT ALSO, WHERE IS HIS HAMSTER. IS ANYTHING HAPPENING ON THE NEWER SCREEN.]
rav3n: (luke43)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE'S GOING TO DIE AND GET STUCK IN THIS DAMN MACHINE AND IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT DAHUT!!!!!!]

You didn't install a pause button--?! [Y'ALL]
artificialsweetener: (you worry too much)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
We have emergency systems in place, but none of them cover the scenario "the patient has vanished into thin air"—!

[Actually did he vanish along with the headgear i hate it here. I GUESS HE WILL TURN THIS STUPID SCREEN ON though it's just a cursory check since he's still more focused on diving into the data that's APPEARING WHEN IT SHOULDN'T BE.]
rav3n: (luke55)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uselessly stands here being judgmental]
artificialsweetener: (and take your throne)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bro.]

This shouldn't even be happening...

[WHY IS DATA STILL APPEARING. Oh-- There's Scien's familiar voice! AND BINARY. Which Dahut can probably understand but i aki wish he didn't because it'd truly be so funny having to wheel this machine out to town hall instead and just not explain what happened.]

...Why?! Don't just get yourself stuck!!

[i guess he ejects the memory tch]
rav3n: (Default)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tragically Luke also understands binary so he just gives Dahut a look like WHAT DID I SAY. I guess it's affection week though so he'll just drop a fist lightly on Dahut's head like everyone else.]

Maybe you should leave him in there until he gives you a vacation. [He only says this now that they know Scien's fine]

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