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scien brofiise。 ([personal profile] egodist) wrote2024-03-25 11:45 am
artificialsweetener: (paperback dreams)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[replies on treadmill

HELLO LUKE Dahut will wave cheerily in greeting whenever they both reappear, looking very much in his element here. Imagine Scien noted self-surgeon just dragging you off to the operating theater like QUIT YOUR JOB JOIN MY BAND wow. At least there isn't any blood or corpse flowers hanging around this time.]


Hello, hello! Thank you for volunteering to help, monsieur!

[HE WAS VOLUNTOLD.]
rav3n: (luke51)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[(Yaywon voice) This is how Scien memshares a bang



Anyway of course he comes at that because the last time y'all did this shit Scien fucking DIED ABOUT IT, but he's truly just here like ben_smoking.jpg. Relivers. But this sounds...? Less insane than some of the other experiments they've been running? So he keeps his commentary to himself for now.]


Tell me how it works, so I know what to watch for. [Just in case Dahut keels over too for some reason and he's the only one around to fix things.]
artificialsweetener: (and i don't wanna die)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[BUSTLES AROUND don't get underfoot Luke or a 5ft nothin lil green bean will bowl you over. i also don't want to explain this weirdass science in detail so just assume he's doing science-looking stuff with their scuffed scrapyard Reliver machine. have i mentioned i hate relivers and every virche science. my god.]

O-kay! Parameters set and checked; all systems sound, all vitals stable. Counting down from three... two... one!

[Does the Reliver thing.]
rav3n: (luke89)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[LMFKSJGDKJH Y'ALL ARE SO VALID Luke just listens to these amazing descriptions. Genius to genius to genius communication. I fucking hate it here why did we do this.

But with that explained, he will stay close enough to intervene but mostly out of the way. 3 2 1 ACTION]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[🧍]

...Um!

[Waves his hand through where Scien once was. THEY JUST FUCKING DEPARTICLED HIS HAMSTER.]
rav3n: (luke1)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ]

"Um" is not a reassuring sound.
artificialsweetener: (in your head in your mouth)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-25 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well! I have no idea what's happening, so I can't be very reassuring...

[If the machine is running I GUESS HE'S GOING TO CHECK TO SEE WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON WITH THE SCREENS AND INFORMATION INPUT THOUGH.]
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[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-25 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I should've tried to remake my thermal binoculars...

[GOD

WHAT CAN HE EVEN DO HERE. I guess he'll come over to look at the screens with Dahut?? Though he scans the rest of the room to see if anything else is out of place too.]

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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-31 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[THEY'RE REALLY HAVING A PRE-EXECUTION ARM REGROWTH MOMENT HERE. This is fine. Everyone is snoozing soon and i will be up later than everyone else i'm sure but he'll dutifully help set everything up alongside Luke and then move over to the viewfinder to start combing through things in search of the Missing Arm Moment. This is truly such an insane show of trust... He's touched...

And after seeing the whole fiasco leading up to his lost arm, before actually getting to work, he just looks up toward Luke.]


Why is he so dramatic...

[WHY ARE YOU ASKING LUKE.]
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[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-31 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[HERE THEY ARE IN HELL'S SMALLER, FREAKIER HELL, a.k.a. Reliver HQ. Luke will come along as promised, assuming he is once again here to make sure nobody explodes or perma-dies or whatever, even though all he really did last time was judge Dahut from afar. It's fine.

Once more, he'll stand close by but out of the way. TRULY IT'S A BOLD CHOICE to allow a nosy-ass detective in here, but Luke thinks Dahut would get mad at him if he suggested taking advantage of this to snoop, so he will not... instead, he keeps his arms loosely crossed as he watches Dahut work.]


So it was that guy...

[Y'know, like Yves from Memshare

He glances at Dahut and snorts.]


I think he was born that way. It's the only explanation. [PLEASE.] ...But at least somebody told him what's been obvious from the start.

[Luke, who has also repeatedly told Scien that he doesn't view him as a god, thinks Yves from Memshare is valid in this, even though he has mixed thoughts on the rest.]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-31 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[INSTEAD OF JUDGING DAHUT FROM AFAR THIS TIME HE'S JUDGING SCIEN FROM UP CLOSE.

Damn though imagine the secrets they could unveil if Luke wasn't being babysat. Dahut glances at the screen and at the Yves, sighing.]


Oh, I'm sure you're right. No one becomes like Monsieur Scien! That just happens as an act of God.

[The other sky one that he doesn't believe in! Congrats on your terrible dramatic natural born personality, Scien. He does drop into something quiet after that, though.]

...Even though he really didn't like it, he understands why this was important. It's a little hard to see him come to these conclusions through something like this, though, even if he deserves to be dragged back down to the ground every now and then.
rav3n: (luke52)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-03-31 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah!!! He does that all the time anyway it's fine.

But Luke reaches out, putting a hand on Dahut's shoulder and squeezing gently.]


He's okay. [A reminder, first--even if it's obvious, he thinks that sometimes it helps to hear things out loud.] Do you think he would have listened if it happened any other way?

[He knows Dahut's Scien fell in love but he doesn't know the details, so it's like... 20% a real question. Maybe 30%.]
artificialsweetener: (slender capes of red and chrome)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-31 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[HELP yeah same hat.

He does seem to appreciate the reassurance, at least, reaching up to pat the hand at his shoulder while considering his answer.]


It's hard to say. In this case, in these circumstances, most likely not... He was already too far down the path he'd picked. It takes some really violent shaking to dislodge a stubborn guy at that point! But in different circumstances, I don't think it would have to be like this at all.
rav3n: (luke104)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-04-01 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmm...]

Well, I'll take your word for it. [Privately, he thinks a Scien "in different circumstances" would essentially be a completely different person, but he keeps that to himself. It doesn't matter much anyway, in the end; unless something TRULY bizarre happens, those branching possibilities won't intersect.

In the meantime, thinking back over what they saw--]


I didn't even know he could get that angry. [LIKE, PHYSICALLY.]
artificialsweetener: (that long to retire)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-01 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[This is very funny because [redacted], but Dahut will just leave the first part as-is for now so he can fucking roast Scien for his terrible burst of anger in the meantime.]

I've never seen him that angry before, either! Even when he had a functional set of emotions, "mad" wasn't something he was feeling at the time, clearly... At most, I've only ever seen him get very, very irritated? Which is also bad!

[OH TO EARN THE IRE OF GOD... Spooky.]

Of course it would be over something this stupid. Really, Monsieur Scien, you're something else... I'm guessing it didn't send him into a crash because it was pretty short-lived?
rav3n: (luke24)

[personal profile] rav3n 2024-04-02 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[BECAUSE REDACTED...

Luke can't help smiling a little, though.]


I think the most human thing a person can do is to get mad over being told they aren't an infallible god. [This is literally the plot of ff16 actually] Do you need to... check for damages, or anything? It's probably fine, right?

[Since he assumes it would've been an issue before now if it was going to be one at all]
artificialsweetener: (with a sly smile)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-02 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[BECAUSE REDACTED!!!!!]

You're right, you're right... No matter how god-like a person is, they're really only just a person in the end! Which is why it's so important that Monsieur Scien keeps this lesson.

[If only he could have fallen in love with his maid so it didn't have to be learned by having his ass kicked by a twink...]

But! It's fine, mm. I'll do a last check before I start the process. Let's finish this up and get him back out of there...
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[personal profile] rav3n 2024-04-02 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Scien will just have to fall in love with Flower Rat here so that the lesson sticks this time too.

But he nods, and scoots back a little to let Dahut do his work. He does not joke about leaving Scien in the machine this time.]
artificialsweetener: (let's have a party)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-02 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[I HATE DESCRIBING RELIVER PSEUDOSCIENCE SO HE JUST DOES THINGS BINGO BANGO IT'S MAGIC. Though he does pause for a few seconds seemingly after he's edited out the arm chop like he's considering something.]

—Mmm, o-kay! That should take care of things. Let's hope this goes well or we'll have to start over.

[JUST KILL SCIEN AND START FRESH. Anyway he'll eject, come back nerd.]

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