[This is very funny because [redacted], but Dahut will just leave the first part as-is for now so he can fucking roast Scien for his terrible burst of anger in the meantime.]
I've never seen him that angry before, either! Even when he had a functional set of emotions, "mad" wasn't something he was feeling at the time, clearly... At most, I've only ever seen him get very, very irritated? Which is also bad!
[OH TO EARN THE IRE OF GOD... Spooky.]
Of course it would be over something this stupid. Really, Monsieur Scien, you're something else... I'm guessing it didn't send him into a crash because it was pretty short-lived?
I think the most human thing a person can do is to get mad over being told they aren't an infallible god. [This is literally the plot of ff16 actually] Do you need to... check for damages, or anything? It's probably fine, right?
[Since he assumes it would've been an issue before now if it was going to be one at all]
You're right, you're right... No matter how god-like a person is, they're really only just a person in the end! Which is why it's so important that Monsieur Scien keeps this lesson.
[If only he could have fallen in love with his maid so it didn't have to be learned by having his ass kicked by a twink...]
But! It's fine, mm. I'll do a last check before I start the process. Let's finish this up and get him back out of there...
[I HATE DESCRIBING RELIVER PSEUDOSCIENCE SO HE JUST DOES THINGS BINGO BANGO IT'S MAGIC. Though he does pause for a few seconds seemingly after he's edited out the arm chop like he's considering something.]
—Mmm, o-kay! That should take care of things. Let's hope this goes well or we'll have to start over.
[JUST KILL SCIEN AND START FRESH. Anyway he'll eject, come back nerd.]
and this time the bitch does in fact have two arms. he yawns upon being ejected, like waking up from a pretty good nap.... using his new left arm to come up and obscure his mouth]
[Fussing... Cute. After setting the glass down, he crosses his arms over his chest.]
O-kay! [To Scien, and then:] That's the big one, but we really don't know anything about the long-term effects or even short-term ones on something like this, so we'll have to keep an eye out and make sure Monsieur Scien doesn't suddenly go-
[SOUND EFFECTS of a particularly gooey explosion.]
[sure he doesn't mind, he'll vaguely lean into luke's touch like a cat that wants pets
but then he'll drink his water]
If I do, just expect me back in four hours. [CARE MORE]
But I doubt my technology will be that faulty. There is nothing glaring in my memory, but I suppose that's half the point. I shouldn't be able to notice it that easily.
More or less! [MORE OR LESS WHAT.] But our environment and even our very selves are all technically suuuper unstable, so who knows what could happen if even the tiniest unexpected thing goes awry! [Explosions...] It'll likely be fine, though.
Editing people's memories are dangerous in general. We only create backups since messing with someone's mind can be too easily abused. I wouldn't develop this technology for use on anyone but myself.
[he'll actually probably dismantle the machine by monday]
[FINE... Scien can have his pets like the spoiled brat he is.]
I'm obligated to remind you both that you're ridiculous. [This is the real reason he's here during these experiments, someone needs to remind the Relivers that they're insane] But alright. We've got a little time before anything happens, and we can keep an eye on you throughout the day.
[
He kind of wishes he could also keep and use this technology for himself, but he does not say that because he isn't Viktor]
[Thanks for being one peanut's worth of intelligence smarter than Viktor.]
I don't think this is particularly ridiculous... [It's so ridiculous. Relivers are ridiculous. He glances at the machine for just a brief moment before turning his attention back to Scien.]
Any further instruction for now, then, or are we all ready to go watch someone die horribly?
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I've never seen him that angry before, either! Even when he had a functional set of emotions, "mad" wasn't something he was feeling at the time, clearly... At most, I've only ever seen him get very, very irritated? Which is also bad!
[OH TO EARN THE IRE OF GOD... Spooky.]
Of course it would be over something this stupid. Really, Monsieur Scien, you're something else... I'm guessing it didn't send him into a crash because it was pretty short-lived?
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Luke can't help smiling a little, though.]
I think the most human thing a person can do is to get mad over being told they aren't an infallible god. [This is literally the plot of ff16 actually] Do you need to... check for damages, or anything? It's probably fine, right?
[Since he assumes it would've been an issue before now if it was going to be one at all]
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You're right, you're right... No matter how god-like a person is, they're really only just a person in the end! Which is why it's so important that Monsieur Scien keeps this lesson.
[If only he could have fallen in love with his maid so it didn't have to be learned by having his ass kicked by a twink...]
But! It's fine, mm. I'll do a last check before I start the process. Let's finish this up and get him back out of there...
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But he nods, and scoots back a little to let Dahut do his work. He does not joke about leaving Scien in the machine this time.]
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—Mmm, o-kay! That should take care of things. Let's hope this goes well or we'll have to start over.
[JUST KILL SCIEN AND START FRESH. Anyway he'll eject, come back nerd.]
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and this time the bitch does in fact have two arms. he yawns upon being ejected, like waking up from a pretty good nap.... using his new left arm to come up and obscure his mouth]
Dahut? Busybody?
[memory jumble after awakey....]
Ah, an experiment?
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It worked.
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Success! Yaaay, good work, good work!
[Before he scurries off to get Scien a glass of water in case he needs it.]
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but he glances over to the reliver machine and then nods]
Ah, memory editing... Fine, I won't ask too many questions for now to see how it stabilizes.
Report to me if anything is amiss.
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The main risk is just undoing the work, right? [Presumably, since it looked like Dahut left almost everything else intact.]
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O-kay! [To Scien, and then:] That's the big one, but we really don't know anything about the long-term effects or even short-term ones on something like this, so we'll have to keep an eye out and make sure Monsieur Scien doesn't suddenly go-
[SOUND EFFECTS of a particularly gooey explosion.]
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but then he'll drink his water]
If I do, just expect me back in four hours. [CARE MORE]
But I doubt my technology will be that faulty. There is nothing glaring in my memory, but I suppose that's half the point. I shouldn't be able to notice it that easily.
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This wasn't based on technology you had before...?
[Or does he just mean because they're currently Oops All Memory, which is fair and acceptable]
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More or less! [MORE OR LESS WHAT.] But our environment and even our very selves are all technically suuuper unstable, so who knows what could happen if even the tiniest unexpected thing goes awry! [Explosions...] It'll likely be fine, though.
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[he'll actually probably dismantle the machine by monday]
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I'm obligated to remind you both that you're ridiculous. [This is the real reason he's here during these experiments, someone needs to remind the Relivers that they're insane] But alright. We've got a little time before anything happens, and we can keep an eye on you throughout the day.
[
He kind of wishes he could also keep and use this technology for himself, but he does not say that because he isn't Viktor]
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I don't think this is particularly ridiculous... [It's so ridiculous. Relivers are ridiculous. He glances at the machine for just a brief moment before turning his attention back to Scien.]
Any further instruction for now, then, or are we all ready to go watch someone die horribly?
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Go ahead. I'll be there shortly, I'll just put all of this away.
[away in the lil closet... he can't just leave his reliver tech out when viktor is around]
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[And he will give one last hair ruffle before he heads out so that everyone can get jumpscared later, hilarious]
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We'll go with you just in case you have to field questions, so don't take too long!
[AWAAAY.]